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If I Only Had A Cat

(via kincadebeaumont)

No one should give you children or animals.

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My new apartment.  JEALOUS!?

My new apartment.  JEALOUS!?

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murraycarsen:

Dear holidayellis…

*giggles* yay!  And thank you for not posting John Mayer’s douche bag-y version of it.

murraycarsen:
It takes a bold guy to grotesquely Photoshop his head onto a picture of Jesus, but then…I’m a bold guy.
Wow…Gasoline underwear.

murraycarsen:

It takes a bold guy to grotesquely Photoshop his head onto a picture of Jesus, but then…I’m a bold guy.

Wow…Gasoline underwear.

murraycarsen:
Reason I Wish I Was Into Necromancy and/or Necrophilia #3: Grace Kelly
Murray Carsen, you are my hero.

murraycarsen:

Reason I Wish I Was Into Necromancy and/or Necrophilia #3: Grace Kelly

Murray Carsen, you are my hero.

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Everyday’s the start of something beautiful.

tenharper:
Q. Where did I get an oxygen tank?
A. Moonlighting at retirement homes?

tenharper:

Q. Where did I get an oxygen tank?

A. Moonlighting at retirement homes?

“I love Holiday thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.”

“I love Holiday thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.”

Celebrating last night after hours.  Hey!  A sale’s a sale…(Sorry, Arden)

Celebrating last night after hours.  Hey!  A sale’s a sale…(Sorry, Arden)

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eastbayfl:
Style File: We totally approve of Holiday Ellis and her fun but casual work outfit. Plus, we’re big fans of the oversized earrings. Nicely done.
Yaaay!  I don’t look like desperate!

eastbayfl:

Style File: We totally approve of Holiday Ellis and her fun but casual work outfit. Plus, we’re big fans of the oversized earrings. Nicely done.

Yaaay!  I don’t look like desperate!